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Chris Gassler @Spinalpalm

26, Male

Standup Comedian

location: NJ

Joined on 6/11/12

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Follow me on Twitter @Spinalpalm for future featured comics lineup to be added and also to hear about future comedy shows in the NJ/PA/NY area as they happen (and I remember to advertise)


Posted by Spinalpalm - August 19th, 2021


Updated dates w/ new flyer*

Upcoming Chris Gassler Shows~

9/2 is going to be a special open mic/ show Im hosting over at Scottys in Springfield with friends. Audience disruption encouraged on that one.

I don't advertise my comedy much yet on here but may be worth seeing if anyone in the area wants to come out.

Pretty sure 8/26 and 9/2 are going to be a 2 drink minimum but if yall want some free haha's check out 8/25 or 9/1 if you are around the NY/NJ area and are looking for something to do~!

Also if you dont care about my pursuit of being a Standup Comedian I have a New Cartoon dropping today or tomorrow as well so look out for that



Posted by Spinalpalm - April 1st, 2021


Been holding onto the news for a while now. So happy to finally be able to release this news to the world, especially Newgrounds- my day 1 homebase on the internet. This seriously wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for all the dope support from everyone on the site over the years and all the inspiration to continue growing and working on my art, idk where Id be without every single one of you. This community is my family and the life-long friendships Ive made off the connections on here and at meetups like Picoday have all felt like they have lead me to this destination.

As you all are probably fully aware, Yu-Gi-Oh has been my main artistic inspiration since it first aired. I pretty much live and breathe Yu-Gi-Oh! I never leave home in fact without my custom exodia-chu medallion and badass Joey lunch box! My love for the property is more than apparent when you see the entire backside of my body, which has been inked top to bottom with all the faces of my favorite characters from the manga and all the monsters I loved to draw when I was practicing as a kid. Yugi kinda feels like such an integral part of me its like hes really there with me- through thick and thin! I'm getting way too ahead of myself however. This is hopefully just the start to what the future may hold in the deck for myself, Chris Gassler, and the small Spinalpalm team we've assembled, 29 on staff as of today!


I was approached with this deal back in September and we wanted to take all the necessary time to nail every detail and pour on my characters body. Im very stinky as I refuse to bathe (at least with soup) in real life and we really tried to capture that with the whole bg and the radiating stink lines around the little Toon Chris. The most accurate detail that I can't believe the team put on was my perfect triple tooth grin, since I lost all the other side, and back teeth in my mouth chewing on rocks I really wanted the 3 teeth I have left to just pop out at you and I think the white definitely accomplishes this. If you think about it, white really is the best color for teeth, even tho mine are kinda brown and yellow irl. oh well

Once again thank you, and I hope you enjoy playing with the Pink Bastard himself, lil ol' me :3 <3

(link below, cards selling out quick, expect restocking in 2-3 months)




Posted by Spinalpalm - June 15th, 2020

Hi Everyone!

I haven't made an official post about my Patreon here yet.

Its something I've considered doing for a while. It would be ideal for me to be able to focus on more stuff I want to make and this is a way you can directly help me in doing that.

I post frequent updates for anyone who wants to follow and support my art, is interested in the process, or maybe wants to learn and get into animation themselves.

I want to make as much content for what you give so its worth donating. I feel the way I planned it out should give a fair amount of exclusive content to patrons. I wouldn't feel justified having it any other way.

The last Patreon update posted was an animation blog explaining where I'm at with the latest cartoon in progress and also a download to the .Fla project file for the 'My Throne Room' video that I just uploaded to here. It'd be awesome if you could take a moment to check out the patron tiers/ rewards and see what I am offering. Im aiming to do a lot more in the future and having support on Patreon would help me tremendously with accomplishing that. (link to page below)


If you can't/ don't want to pledge anything that's totally fine.

Whenever I am able to put out content It will always be free on here and available to the public. In the end all I really want is to make what I like to make, and entertain people with my stuff. I appreciate the support to everyone who's been following me or is just finding me now.

Thank you all for continuing to watch and support my weird videos and art. <3


Posted by Spinalpalm - January 22nd, 2019

For anyone in the NJ/NY area- Im gunna be doing a free comedy show at Nikkis Bar and Grill in Little Ferry NJ tonight at 8:30pm   
It's going to be a really fun night. I'm going to be there doing jokes that are very in-line with the videos/content I put out. Some bits actually might become implimented into future videos. 

I figured 'why not put this out there on Newgrounds also' because I know the east coast is full of a ton of newgrounds users and it would be neat to get to meet up with some if they come out. At past cons and picodays Ive met a lot of people from the site and its always really cool. So if you're in the area and like standup comedy- its a free show and the other comics on with me are halarious! 



Posted by Spinalpalm - October 14th, 2013

more cartoons soon for your butts

Coming back soon


Posted by Spinalpalm - October 10th, 2012


check out this new news post