Total Medals Earned: 294 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,855 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/300 points)
Read the instructions
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
View the credits
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/125 points)
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 20
Get 30 Stars
Get 60 Stars
Beat Level 30
Get 90 Stars
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/375 points)
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/27 (10/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Do a combo of 9!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/40 points)
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 20/33 (120/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from BEEBO
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from Leo & Satan
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Watch the movie!
from Alien Hominid
from the Brackenwood series
from the Madness series
from LARRY
from Pico's School
from Time Fcuk
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 5/12 (55/325 points)
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"HOT AS IN REAL FUCKING LIFE!"
"So le epic funny XDDDDDDDDDDD"
"I miss JonTron from being in Game grumps X_x"
"HAHA! Awesome! Also the characters kinda like like mineblocks characters! :D"
"Haha I'm 47 and I'm watching this fuck yahhh. HaterZ"
"great. Now give her a huge icicle penis."
"Animem Y U NO MEME ANIME?"